I thought it was forever...
It started like all the best relationships. I paid cold, hard cash for her on iStock Photos.
Sure, we had our arguments, she came as a .jpg and I only like .pngs but we worked through it. We changed resolutions together and promised it was forever.
Imagine then, my surprise, when I was driving down the A50 out of Uttoxeter and I saw her on the back of a lorry. Someone else's lorry. The face of DP touting for a double glazing company?
I would write a song about it but it has been done so well by John Geils that I leave you with his immortal words..
My blood runs cold, my memory had just been sold.
How could she?My Angel is a Centerfold